What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

What type of crossdresser are you?

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do happily married husbands cheat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.